13 Ways You Know You Have No Life

By , April 4, 2007 10:00 pm

Thirteen Ways You Know You Have No Life

1….You get really excited when you find magenta drier fluff in your drier’s filter instead of the usual grey variety.

2….You think it is fun watching the clothes get washed through the window of your front loading washer.

3….You have 8 cats, and enjoy writing about them.

4…You find it really thrilling to organize your kitchen junk drawer.

5…You take before and after photos of your kitchen junk drawer and publish them online (hmmm…maybe a post for me next week??)

6….You know which of your 8 cats produces which particular poop in your litter boxes (and you publish that online???).

7….You take pictures of your 4 year-old putting cheese goldfish crackers between his toes (the fact that your 4 year-old spends time doing this means that he has no life either…Aw! How cute! He takes after Mommy!!!).

8….You amuse yourself by making up “Separated At Birth” funnies with your animals (click here).

9….You have a very involved dream about scooping cat poop out of your litter boxes (the more you scoop, the more there is to scoop…Aaaghh!!!!)

10….The most exciting event of your week is finding a new color of mold on an old zucchini in your produce drawer (and you seriously consider publishing a photo online).

11…You write a Thursday Thirteen entitled “13 Ways You Know You Have No Life.”

12…You spend WAY too much time thinking about your blog.

13…In fact…you actually have a blog!

10 Responses to “13 Ways You Know You Have No Life”

  1. Danielle says:

    Now Now Here Here. I too think about my blog a lot, and have rejoiced in a clean junk drawer but I have a life.

    “It’s my life and I love it love it love it.” quoted from Tutter of the Big Blue House.

    Happy TT.
    Enjoy the day.

  2. Dragonheart says:

    LOL! :D Very funny. :) Sounds like you need one of those self-cleaning litter boxes, or at least one that doesn’t require scooping. ;)

    Cute goldfish between the toes. :) I prefer eating them though. ;)

    Thanks for the laughs! :)

  3. Lynn says:

    #2 made me laugh coz in between going over other Thursday Thirteeners, I watch the clothes on my washing machine. Haha! Anyway, enjoy the rest of the week!

  4. Randa Clay says:

    Funny list! I enjoyed it! My TT is up at http://freestuff4kids.net – 13 ways to dress up Rice Krispy Treats!

  5. jenny says:

    this is what life is all about! it sounds fun to me! and i hope u keep it up! happy TT!

  6. Gattina says:

    and I admire the crumps on my carpet and the cat hairs under the sofa and think about 13 other places where I could find others to publish it next week !
    Ha, ha I think we should exchange our “we have no life” proposals !

  7. L^2 says:

    LOL I love #7! :-)
    Happy TT and thanks for visiting my list.

  8. The Meowers from Missouri says:

    no kiddin’ on #2. we thought about bringin’ our recliner chairs into the laundry room–beats the tar outta most of what’s on tv nowadays.

    meower mom

  9. Jen says:

    You live here, right? LOL

  10. elementaryhistoryteacher says:

    I know I’m at the beach right now, but I can really relate to your post.

    Thanks for visiting my TT.

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